While science in general is appreciated and respected among the people a new kind of science is raising the horizon of our days, that we call "weird science" because of the projects it pursues.
This new type of science, instead of applying the concepts to the welfare of people and facilitate their domestic life and comfort, is mainly used in military and defensive. It is called "bizarre" by the ignorant populace that knows the potential that this type of "Science Magic" can bring a gift.
The DSSD "Department for Scientific and Strange Devices "in Houston, Texas, is a scientific government covered up the secret which militate in its ranks the greatest exponents in physics, engineering, mathematics, engineering and general sciences such as Prof. Karl Trapsein, the hermetic Augustus Awreetus , the famous Donald Babbage - son of the famous inventor Charles - Nolan Wyzard the mathematician, physicist and Dr. Allan Santerre LASAG Sarina, just to list the most important exponents of this new branch of technology.
Science Bizarre - Weird Science - generate appliances and gadgets that belong to the Technology Bizarre - Weird Tech - and I will talk about the chapter of the book, equipment and appliances even difficult to imagine the common fatal, equipment can only do what the Good Lord can do, not by chance that the bizarre technology is also called "Magic Technology".
Hold fast to the chair, the journey to the Future is about to begin ...
improved technology
The first category is the improved technology that draws inspiration from objects already invented or in use and it improves or modifies some functions. This improvement occurs after conception and design based on statutory provisions that have as its basis the concept is not to be in the future such as object but as we would like it to be at his best today, even in the absence components that do not exist.
The Department for Scientific and Strange Devices of Houston, Texas, research work together with the Research Laboratory of Sandia, Albuquerque, New Mexico and SYNAPSE, also located in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
The Research Laboratory of Sandia, led by the brilliant researcher Elmer Stockhauen, tends to do research on magnetism, thermodynamics and pneumatics. The MINDS
of Albuquerque, is the center of advanced studies across America for research on the psyche and is also used for the recovery of the soldiers who have suffered psychological damage during the conflict. His secret section, not always confirmed and denied by the U.S. Government, SYNAPSE is a unit composed of experts of telekinesis, pyrokinesis, psychics and seers.
These three research centers in the U.S. government working in collaboration.
There is also a private organization, funded and led by steel tycoon Phileas Okkrum machine called The First Church Worship Great Western acting independently, which is a cross between a research center , a Masonic lodge and a true religion based on worship of machines, but we'll talk about in detail elsewhere.
We said that the industry studies that improved technology has seemingly simple purpose, to make more reliable and wear-resistant mechanisms that usually break or cease to function under stress. A basic component is the miniaturization of things already in operation, one thing is smaller and weighs less, something smaller and less passive contemplation.
The most brilliant, even if in doubt use the mower pocket is presented at the fair in Dallas last year. We
studies of Dr. Sarina LASAG reduction system that enables the reduction in Electrolysis of objects and the electrolysis system that allows expansion in the magnification of objects - See the September issue of 1909 of the populist-Scientific.
Unfortunately the system only works in certain situations and is not foolproof - Read the October issue of 1909 of Santa Free Gazette Mowers Gigante destroys first floor of the DSSD in Houston "for details.
The other category of technology applied to research and vessels Bizarre Incredibly Credible (AIC).
The AIC do not follow the logic of physics, magnetic or other scientific field, but come out in an almost random, while you are searching for something completely different. This branch of research is also called Chaotic Random Technology (TCC) and is always generated in the presence of what scholars call "The Singularity of Winslow and equipment to generate in the laboratory.
Winslow's singularity was discovered in 1901 by Professor Orton Winslow, of the Research Laboratory of Sandia, New Mexico.
The Singularity was first found on some small specimens of Lophophora williamsii a small plant of the family of Catctus that grows throughout New Mexico, Texas and Maya territory. Winslow was studying this plant to find out how they would generate hallucinations if ingested. Orton saw that the positioning of the protuberances of the body of the plant followed a certain order and then bump up to sixth followed a series of three bumps in the total disorder in order to start setting a new regular series. Intrigued, he called her one of the most distinguished mathematicians of our century and equipped, Nolan Wyzard who went to work on certain formulas that had recently discovered. In short, given that this is not a scientific explanation and could cause our enemies to rebuild the singularity, after 20 days was built a machine capable of generating this singularity.
It must be said that the machine of Singularity of Winslow is not to be very reliable and its unpredictable results because the machine generates an object field deflects Beta-Chaos in part by altering the size of the object.
To be clear, the operation is similar to that of a great roulette with an infinite number of combinations, you never know what combination can come out but certainly the machine of the Singularity of Winslow is the first step towards a machine that generates chaos.
I know this may seem against the first commandment which says researcher DSSD -
"If you can build something unusual to do it without explaining how you did it" - but to make you understand I want to do a simple example:
We have a ham sandwich and a can of ketchup in the Machine The Singularity of Winslow and start the process.
repeat this action three times, bun, ketchup and power.
First Test: After a few seconds, the ham sandwich took the form of a bottle of ketchup.
form - has changed the shape of one of the two objects without affecting in any way, nor the bread which is made of bread, or ham, nor the bottle of ketchup.
Second Test: The ketchup bottle is now made of bread.
Matter - It 's been changed on the bottle, cap and ketchup are unchanged.
Third Test: ham sandwich next to find a copy of the Gazette Santa Free.
Genre. It 'was totally changed the gender of the ketchup bottle in newspaper articles of completely different without any links either on the cellular plan.
Anything placed in the machine of the Singularity of Winslow does not know what might come out. The Singularity Machine Winslow is perfection in unreliability and irrationality.
This amazing feature makes it totally unusable for any scientific purpose if not to fuse together things that would otherwise be impossible.
Some items generated by the machine of the Singularity of Winslow are: The Priest-Cab, The Flower herbivore, the umbrella / shower and the Shoe Board, the Gun-watered and other things completely stupid. We
cited the most useless and trivial to show that the machine is totally lacking in humor and seems to prefer the banality, but even in this case as soon as you think you have grasped the logic which operates almost childlike with the machine generating this belies the wonderful things you idiots components such as "The Simultaneous Transducer", "The Reduction of Tension" and the fabulous "Eliminator Panic", generated the same day in rapid sequence by a simple baseball and a kaleidoscope.
It was after this case that Winslow and his colleagues thought it would be better to destroy the machine, a decision which, fortunately, was later abandoned.
In the following months it became clear that the Singularity Machine Winslow had to be taken for what it was, continue with the research and inventions in the course and use the machine in case of Winslow as a last resort randomly throwing in the latest inventions and see what it came out.
Reverend Capo Phileas Okkrum, Engineer of the First Church of the Great Western Religion, based on its own bewildering doctrine machine Winslow as a tangible demonstration that the machines have a soul. Despite the conflicting theories rather than strictly scientific machinic sometimes the Church supports three government laboratories exchanging projects less Strampe sides.
After a small smattering want to explain the principles Bizarre that dominate the technology.
Principles of Technology Bizarre
As in other science technology is governed by strict rules that appear to be close to more drama than science itself. The most important rule, as we have said before, is the first commandment of the researcher of the Department for Scientific and Strange Devices "it says," If you build something unusual to do it without explaining how you did it. "
No explanation or description is necessary.
As traditional and unconventional because it is covered by military secret we can not give explanations on how and why this thing functions, and it works there, stop.
As mentioned above in the three laboratory studies and experiments are conducted in strict confidence and agrees that the Payer Geographical Society has done with them allows us, in very exceptional cases, to list, describe and explain the potential but not we can explain the scientific concept on which to work.
is not infallible.
You saw it with the machine Winslow, either because they are yet to be tested in depth, scientific equipment costing thousands of dollars often break through malfunction or produce side effects. A
Sometimes, these sophisticated machines, turned against users - see the case of Dr. Sarina LASAG during his experiments in electrolysis reduction system, which remained 3 weeks the size of a dwarf garden but the garden gnomes Folsom, I will explain in below.
will fully implement the law that says that things are more complex and expensive and the first break, that is also the one that says that things are big and bulky break much sooner than compact, but not dwell on these stupid superstitions little women. ..
can be used only by experts.
Some bigwigs think that is enough to give the government a new invention or weapon to anyone and send them to attack enemies.
Absolutely false!
Last year a team of teams "Ogres", those crazy assault departments operating on the line of trenches to the north, had been provided with some "Höbarth Sinks", created in Sandia lab to try to find a way to protect themselves from harmful gases that now make the air breathable 24 hours 24 around the north-west face of the Maya-American.
The "sink Höbarth" is a little bigger than a vacuum cleaner, and indeed the chassis used is precisely that of a vacuum, and through a pneumatic valve sucks everything is at a radius of 50 meters with an aperture of 12 degrees.
What is absolutely forbidden to make a "sink Höbarth" is to keep it above, once completed the intake, heat, remembering to close the nozzle of containment, as fully explained in the instruction manual.
Well ... gave the sinks to a dozen "Ogres" which is not absolutely shine with intelligence, they place them around a perimeter where they feared a gas attack, successfully manage to suck in the gas Infantry Maya ... and once filled them go back to their trenches!
The scene that followed is very similar to those illustrated by Gustave Dore in Dante's Divine Comedy, where we see souls wrapped in spirals of smoke that twist into a kind of danse macabre. 57 dead, 43 among the "Ogres" and 13 between the common infantry.
B ene now for the good of science deliberately violate the secrecy related to some new technology so that you get an idea of \u200b\u200bthe broader power of weird science ....
TAKEN FROM
"Destabilization in Civilizations"
Payer Geographic Society
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